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Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Airport security
I travel a lot and have to go to the airport two hours in advance to pass security check. Open the laptop, take off jackets, shoes, belts, watches, any jewelries, and stand legs apart in front of an x-ray machine. What next??
Now that was the laugh I needed today. I travel some and have been poked, prodded, patted, and scanned. If it keeps us safe, I guess the guards need to get ready to see my wrinkled body!
Hahahaha!! I pity the poor airline that has ME shed my clothes. They'll either be struck sightless by hysterical blindness or they'll keel over from acute nausea! Thanks for the laugh, Mona.
Oh Maeve, you're too funny and so humble. One time there was a girl in little shorts and a top knotted under the breasts passing before us. The security guy had her go to x-rays. My DH said, "I can see all there is to see. Is he blind or what?"
Not that I look good "nekkid," but this could get really ugly...I'm thinking short, bald, 400 pound man with more hair on his back and upper arms than his head...and strange piercings down under...And he's sweating. Nope. Some people were just made for clothes. Lots of clothes...
Now that was the laugh I needed today. I travel some and have been poked, prodded, patted, and scanned. If it keeps us safe, I guess the guards need to get ready to see my wrinkled body!
ReplyDeleteO_O I need to book a ticket TODAY!
ReplyDeleteJerrie, I can't help laughing every time I see this picture, although I hate the real thing when I have to travel.
ReplyDeleteCalisa, you naughty one--hehe. Come with me next time. LOL
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!! I pity the poor airline that has ME shed my clothes. They'll either be struck sightless by hysterical blindness or they'll keel over from acute nausea! Thanks for the laugh, Mona.
ReplyDeleteOh Maeve, you're too funny and so humble. One time there was a girl in little shorts and a top knotted under the breasts passing before us. The security guy had her go to x-rays. My DH said, "I can see all there is to see. Is he blind or what?"
ReplyDeleteEek, I'd never be able to fly again if they instituted this procedure. I just couldn't be that cruel to my fellow passengers, hehe.
ReplyDelete(Gulp) Yikes! I may never fly again. Not that I fly all that much now. But still ...
ReplyDeleteNot that I look good "nekkid," but this could get really ugly...I'm thinking short, bald, 400 pound man with more hair on his back and upper arms than his head...and strange piercings down under...And he's sweating. Nope. Some people were just made for clothes. Lots of clothes...
ReplyDeleteHoly cow, I'm not ready for this!
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Ha-Ha! They'd probably be begging me to PUT IT BACK ON! YOU'RE NOT A TERRORIST, but WE'RE TERRIFIED!
ReplyDeleteThat was just too funny, Thank you for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you all had fun with this post.
ReplyDeleteI might have to pass on this one. Where does one look when talking to a naked person?
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