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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Airport security

I travel a lot and have to go to the airport two hours in advance to pass security check. Open the laptop, take off jackets, shoes, belts, watches, any jewelries, and stand legs apart in front of an x-ray machine. What next??



14 comments:

Jerrie Alexander said...

Now that was the laugh I needed today. I travel some and have been poked, prodded, patted, and scanned. If it keeps us safe, I guess the guards need to get ready to see my wrinkled body!

Calisa Rhose said...

O_O I need to book a ticket TODAY!

Mona Risk said...

Jerrie, I can't help laughing every time I see this picture, although I hate the real thing when I have to travel.

Mona Risk said...

Calisa, you naughty one--hehe. Come with me next time. LOL

Maeve said...

Hahahaha!! I pity the poor airline that has ME shed my clothes. They'll either be struck sightless by hysterical blindness or they'll keel over from acute nausea! Thanks for the laugh, Mona.

Mona Risk said...

Oh Maeve, you're too funny and so humble. One time there was a girl in little shorts and a top knotted under the breasts passing before us. The security guy had her go to x-rays. My DH said, "I can see all there is to see. Is he blind or what?"

Lu/Grace said...

Eek, I'd never be able to fly again if they instituted this procedure. I just couldn't be that cruel to my fellow passengers, hehe.

Penny Rader said...

(Gulp) Yikes! I may never fly again. Not that I fly all that much now. But still ...

Lilly Gayle said...

Not that I look good "nekkid," but this could get really ugly...I'm thinking short, bald, 400 pound man with more hair on his back and upper arms than his head...and strange piercings down under...And he's sweating. Nope. Some people were just made for clothes. Lots of clothes...

Lynne Marshall said...

Holy cow, I'm not ready for this!

: )

Cherie Marks said...

Ha-Ha! They'd probably be begging me to PUT IT BACK ON! YOU'RE NOT A TERRORIST, but WE'RE TERRIFIED!

Jeanne Guzman said...

That was just too funny, Thank you for the laugh!

Mona Risk said...

I am so glad you all had fun with this post.

Mary Marvella said...

I might have to pass on this one. Where does one look when talking to a naked person?