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Saturday, March 22, 2008

CDC Alert

Center for Disease Control Alert

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever -
DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
[Thank you Paul for a good laugh.]

Two Quotes:

If there is a special Hell for writers it would be in the forced contemplation of their own works. --John Dos Passos--

You can't wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.--Jack London--

6 comments:

Kelly Kirch said...

Ha! I wish!

Ashlyn Chase said...

Cute joke!

I'm at work today...on my computer, getting ready for the upcoming conference season.

Everyone else is smart, celebrating Easter.

Ash

Anny Cook said...

Oh, I LOVE the Jack London quote. Enjoy your day, Mona!

Helen Scott Taylor said...

Ha, Mona, this gave me a laugh. I started reading thinking it was serious!

Sandra Cox said...

Funny:)

Brynn Paulin said...

Oh damn! I have WORK!