Friday, March 14, 2008

Quotes and Jokes

Two quotes and a joke to brighten your weekend.

Two Quotes:

The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything. --John Irving--

A writer never has a vacation. For a writer life consists of either writing or thinking about writing. --Eugene Ionesco--

A joke:

College Rules:
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the
students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"


Sandra Cox said...

Loved the quotes and joke, Mona:)

Molly Daniels said...

Love the 1st quote! My family thought I was nuts when my idea of relaxation was to take my pen and notebood to the Illuvial Fan in Rocky Mtn. National Park and write in a quiet place among the scenery!

Molly Daniels said...

Sorry...I meant the second! I used to know a lot of guys and gals who would have loved a 'season pass', ha ha:)

Mona Risk said...

Glad you enjoy them, Sandra.

Molly I wish I could have one day, just one day all for myself. The Impossible Dream!!!

Brynn Paulin said...

I love the second quote. So true.